Thursday, December 20, 2012

No, Really?

And now, a new article called No, Really?. Where the actions and results explain the very meaning of, DUH!

Action - Indianapolis Colts (Go Indy!) appear to have found a great quarterback.

Result - Indy wins games.



Action - NFL player kills girl friend and self.

Result - NBC/Liberal media call for gun control.



Action - Different NFL player drives drunk, crashes, kills passenger and teammate.

Result - No guns were involved. No out-cry.



Action - Arizona Cardinals on losing skid.

Result - Coach appears to be losing job in near future.



Action - Baseball trades and…

Result - Nobody cares, it's football season.



Action - Notre Dame goes 12-0 by the skin of their teeth.

Result - Gets you into the national championship in the BCS. Unless, of course, you're Ohio State, and you broke the rules.



Action - Iowa Hawkeye football has no talent.

Result - Wins only four games. Coaches get hated on. Hope for better next season. And repeat. (I still love you though.)

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